I just experienced something hilarious.

So, I was out at a barbecue with my family.

This little girl, (I would guess she's four or five,) walks up and stares at me.

And stares. 

And stares. 

For a good minute. I looked over at her, I mean, she was quite fixated on me and it was freaking me out. Her face lights up and she exclaims, "You're a boy!" I didn't know what to do for a moment. She seemed so certain of herself. I'm not a boy, but whatever.

I responded, "Sure." She seemed quite proud of herself as she walked away.  

The weirdest things happen to me, I swear.